It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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