with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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