Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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