she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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