Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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