Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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