So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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