"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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