Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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