i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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