If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
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