would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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