So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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