:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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