i just google imaged poop.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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