It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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