I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Randomize
