...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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