i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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