you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I enjoy the company of your penis
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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