It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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