Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
