i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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