The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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