is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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