So drunk, too bad you don't want this
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
