What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Pants are for mortals
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