fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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