doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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