Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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