Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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