This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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