You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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