Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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