porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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