Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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