You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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