your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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