Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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