he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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