I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
the day after is always just damage control
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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