Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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