so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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