Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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