What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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