The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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