Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Randomize
