In the future we'll all be gay
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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