Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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