Just mADE A PArabola og urine
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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